I am totally convinced that I must be a “trophy wife” because he certainly did not marry my for my mind.
Last night I had to run to the store to pick up some “stuff.” I was really excited because the self-check-outs were open. I then realized I was missing something. Something important. My wallet.
I really do think about using a purse. I’m just not that kind of girl. I don’t know quite what that means, but I know that if I used a purse, it would be harder to not have my wallet on me.
I am just glad I was never pulled over. I certainly do not need a ticket for driving with out a license.
And then upon returning home for real, I closed the car door on my leg.
I’m going to go hang my head in shame now. Again.
On a great note, my blood pressure was 131/80 last night! Much better than back in August, or was it September?
Three points to whomever can correctly identify the whole quote the title came from, and where I heard it. Other than Jacob, and any one ought to be able to get it, it is not an inside joke, necessarily.