While Jacob was at band rehearsal I did some grocery shopping. When I was exiting the store a stranger came up to me and asked if he could ask me “a silly question.” I asked if it would cost money, he said it would not, and it would “only take two minutes.” So, I thought to myself, “I could go for a silly question, it has been a while since I have heard a good silly question.” So I told him he could ask.
He started with, “Where are you from?”
Me: (thinking- this is not silly) Here in town
Stranger: Are you really from here or did you move here from another place? (indicating he was doing a survey for the local university)
Me: I moved here
Stranger: Me too, I am from California. Where are you from originally?
Me: I was born in Iowa
Stranger: Well I am here with 1400 other people trying to collect points towards a scholarship fund, and there is a contest to see who can collect the most points talking to people. This scholarship will pay for school and beer. Do you drink?
Me: No
Stranger: Then it is for books and tuition. Do you ever read magazines?
Me: Sometimes
Stranger: (handing me a card with magazine names on it) Do you ever read cosmo?
Me: No
Stranger: (takes back card and hands me a card with different magazines titles and explains) Each magazine subscription is worth different points. If you were to get a post card in the mail, what would you prefer? Tropical, funny, romantic or exotic?
Me: Funny.
Stranger: That would be me in my boxers.
Me: Laughed (very abruptly, I may have hurt his ego…)
Stranger: That was supposed to be a joke. Are there any two that you are interested in?
Me: (so he was trying to get money…) There is only one I would be interested in.
Stranger: Ask me how much it would cost.
Me: No thanks, I can read it for free at my in-laws’ house.
Stranger: There are 1400 of us out here and if you buy a subscription, you can tell them*
Me: (*interrupting him) That I have already donated to the “beer fund”?
Stranger: (Laughed) Never heard that answer before. Would you be able to buy a gift subscription to go to a homeless shelter?
Me: I don’t think so.
Stranger: Just go away.
Me: (walked away, and drove home)
**I stopped quoting the conversation because he used lots of profanity, and I really do not care for that. Which, while I do not approve, had he only used one word in a very logical point in the conversation, I may have considered buying the one subscription, but the words kept slipping, and I decided secondhand reading is good enough for me. Besides, by the time he got around to the real point, he had taken about four minutes of my time. And, I still didn’t get a good silly question out of my “two” minutes!