I was at WallyWorld this evening looking for treat supplies. I was standing in the cookie aisle trying to decide if what I wanted to do would work better with regular sized oreos, or the minis. I decided on the regular and turned to put the package into my cart when just a few feet away from me I notice a couple college age girls. Normally I wouldn’t even see them, however one of them had her coat pushed aside and her hand clear down her pants scratching her tookus** (aka her butt). Her friend noticed that there was another person in viewing distance and told her to stop. The craziest part, is that the butt scratcher was not a bit embarrassed. I proceeded to the marshmallows and laughed hard.
*I am writing this well after the fact as though it is current, and pre-dating my post. As it is my site, I reserve the right to do so*
** I suppose she could have been adjusting her thong….in any case, she is disgusting!
Okay, that is just gross!! At least she wasn’t an employee about to stock the cookie shelves…